I just finished reading Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann. It's great yet so depressing at the same time. I would recommend it to any of you girls (or guys) who would enjoy a good and entertaining "glorified trashy romance novel" (as Molly so adequately puts it). It's fabulously wretched. Plus, who wouldn't love a story filled with insecure beauty queens, drugged-up addicts, bitch fights, husband-stealings, and sex? Lots of sex. [Thanks for loaning me the book, Hips.] We should rent the movie, have a slumber party together, and play the I need a doll game!

But remember kids, drugs are bad.