I went hottubbing at a friend's house tonight. I wish that I took advantage of our hot tub when we were still living at our old house. But anyway, I'm gonna try going to bed now because I have to wake up early tomorrow to ogle the boys in Pirates of the Carribbean. G'night.

Friend From Work: Good tip.
Me: How much?
FFW: One dollar.
Me: Are you serious? That's it? That guy was a doctor too!
FFW: Really?
*Both look out the window at the man wearing hospital scrubs*
Together: Must be a nurse.