I got my ears lowered!!
Can't you tell that I totally love it?
No, but I really do. Shit, for the amount I paid, I better like it. [Didn't I say that the last time I got my hair cut?]
Anyway, so instead of working on my paper and studying like the rest of UT is doing, I'm just farting around and putting things off until the last possible minute. If you wanna learn how to do poorly in college kids, just take after me.
Don't believe me? I've got Quizilla to back me up on this.
I did, however, discover some neat things in my procrastination time.
Girl: i can't read a lot of people's xangas because they talk all ghetto, or there's bad music in the background, or you can't read the damn words, or they talk with a million exclamation points
Girl: so basically I can't read any xangas
Boy: yeah.
Boy: what's wrong with xanga that makes people do that?
Girl: i don't know. its a disease
Girl: if i ever start talking like that, please slap me
Boy: oh don't worry. you won't have to remind me.
Girl: kay good
[Just kidding, I love all of you Xanga whores. Go on wit yo bad azn selves.]
I think I've provided you people with enough links and entertainment to last you for the next couple of weeks. Gosh, I'm such a philanthropist. And with that, I shall be on my way. Must... study...
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