Azn Invazn X X: my stomach is eating itself
SooshiMooshi: i have grapes
SooshiMooshi: i also have chlamydia.
SooshiMooshi: would you like some chlamydia?
Azn Invazn X X: oh i love seafood!

zeddenia: Why is Thomas the Tank Engine so crazy?
zeddenia: because he is LOCO-MOTIVE
SooshiMooshi: oh my god
zeddenia: THE PUNS WILL EAT YOU
zeddenia: FEAR THEM


And just to spite Stephanie because she wanted to get Snoopy but I got him instead:

You are Snoopy!


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Oh, and so that Lord of the Rings song? Requiem for a Dream (the orchestra version)? I've had it on repeat for the past 2 days. It's that good.

"Gumby has arms and legs. And you have arms and legs. Therefore you must be Gumby."
"He's a rectangular with arms and legs."