Moo. I'm a cow.

Spent yet another weekend with Stephanie. Doing nothing but eat and watch tv and act stupid. Hurrah!

Steak from TXLC is delicious.

Race some sushi. [Thanks, Andrew]

I've got a date for Valentine's Day! =)

I got the door to slam on my hand yesterday. Yeah, I'm that good.

I love CarpiSun.

Stephanie likes to follow the Path of Tammy.

I finally got a wrist band last night and I didn't even put it to good use...

I managed to fall asleep on a law book.

A whale exploded in a busy street in Taiwan. How come cool stuff like this never happens when I'm there?! I want to "experience" a whale with a 5 foot long penis too! [Link via David]

T: Hey, where's Atlantic City?
     S: In Georgia?
     T: ...
     S: No wait, that's Atlanta City.
     T: ...
     S: No wait, that's just Atlanta.

This game will become the death of me...

It's Superbowl Sunday! [Me and Stephanie are going for the Titans. You know, since they're playing and all...]