On boobs:

its tamzilla: this bra im wearing makes me look like i have huge knockers
Psycogyrrl: haha
its tamzilla: seriously
its tamzilla: it's awesome
Psycogyrrl: haha
Psycogyrrl: i HAVE huge knockers. it kills me
its tamzilla: haha
its tamzilla: guess we always want what we can't have, huh
Psycogyrrl: guh

And this little movie made me chuckle. Poor Mario.