Because he loves me my meat head.

David: anyway. what's up, buttercup?
David: or something.
David: fat head.
David: that's more accurate.
David: you're less flower, and more bus.
David: possibly triceratops even.

From Ben's site:

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."

And Julie sent me this song: Fruit Salad. It's written by a lyrical genius, I tell you.