Weekend update. Yes, I know that weekend updates are lame (LAME!), but this past weekend was so totally awesome that I just had to talk about it.

Friday:

Kyoto's is delicious as always. However, watching 10 other people devour their food first while you look longingly at their sushi as you wait for your own to come out, not so fun.

DEPsi mixer. Met some really cool guys. We played Suck and Blow and laughed as we watched homophobic boys kiss each other.

I tried to learn how to play poker, but in vain. Thanks for trying to teach me anyway, Joy.

I partied my happy ass to bed by 1 since I didn't get any sleep the night before. Ahem.

Saturday:

Woke up bright and early to go to 6 Flags: Fiesta Texas with Ian for Gamma Beta's date dash. Had a blast with my favorite Zetas, especially with Phuong, when we went on that damn log ride FOUR TIMES IN A ROW. Much thanks to Ian for taking me.

How is that boys are so easily entertained by the rigged games they have at amusement parks? Seriously guys, we don't want that huge ugly lime-green stuffed alligator that much.

I like buses. They remind me of my head.

Party at Joy's! Actually, it wasn't really a party as much as it was a small get-together where everyone played poker and proceeded to watch Joy get drunk and pass out after 3 cups of punch. But lettme tell you, it was some strong-ass punch (a whole bottle of everclear? Not so much).

Sunday:

Mark is awesome for staying up and talking with me until it was time for me to leave. Oh, and thanks for dog-sitting Zoe sleeping in until 4 in the afternoon.

The Lake with the Brother and Company. Julie and Vivian suck my balls for not waking up in time. NEVER INVITING YOU GUYS AGAIN. But props to Phuong for accompaning me despite only getting 3 hours of sleep.

It is quite possible to fall asleep on a ski boat. Jordan and I proved to everyone that it can be done.

I want Elaine's "man-abs".

Mmm. Dim Sum is delicious after a long morning at the lake. Dim Sum is delicious when you haven't eaten all day. Dim Sum is especially delicious when it's free.

Stephanie - Wish you were here. Staying up all night to go to the lake/eating Dim Sum just wasn't the same without you.

Trandrew and I are going to be Crotch Buddies. And I'm going to remind him constantly. In front of girls. Hot girls.

My utterly awesome weekend was completely ruined on Sunday night by this thing called "studying". Nothing like a jolt back into reality when you realize you have an exam on Monday to put a damper on things.

Anyway, that's it for this evening. Pictures will be up later.