There's a number of things I could be doing right now, such as:

1. Wash my clothes/sheets.
2. Watch women's Olympic figure skating.
3. Deep-condition my hair.
4. Pluck my eyebrows.
5. Re-organize the pictures on my walls. [Yeah, pictures of ex-boyfriends? Not so good.]
6. Study.
7. Return my already-a-week-late movie from Blockbuster.
8. Come up with a scheme for world-wide domination.
9. Figure out a way to put up my Texas vs. USC poster without it falling down 10 days later.
10. Buy milk from 7-11.
11. Brush my cat.
12. Organize the hundreds of pictures on my computer into folders.
13. Find out how I can get Colin Farrell to do to me what he did to Nicole Narain in that sex tape of his.
14. Take out my eyebrow piercing.

But, since I'm such a rebel, I choose to fill out MySpace surveys and put them here instead to create a painfully long post that you're probably not gonna read anyway. Are you excited? Cause I am!

Ten people I enjoy the company of:
1. My cat.
2. Phuong.
3. Mike.
4. Emma.
5. Lindsey.
7. Emily.
8. Molly.
9. Kelli.
10. Richard.

Nine things I want to do before I die:
1. Go skydiving.
2. Trip on acid and watch a light show.
3. Go see Lion King on Broadway.
4. Fall crazy in love and get married.
5. Become successful.
6. Have sex with Eminem.
7. Tell everyone I love that I love them.
8. Read the 7th Harry Potter book.
9. Join the Mile-High Club.

Eight random things:
1. I might be going to New Orleans this weekend for Mardi Gras. Here's to hoping that A.) Someone doesn't wind up in jail, B.) Someone doesn't wind up in the hospital, C.) Someone doesn't get severely man-handled, or D.) Someone doesn't get their shit stolen.
2. I'm loving my new hair color more and more each day.
3. Maynard James Keenan [lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle] has an amazing voice.
4. I secretly adore Kelly Clarkson. She's my guilty pleasure.
5. I have candles lit in my room right now.
6. My Lambda pledge class fuckin' rocks.
7. I don't like my nose.
8. I love my job, but I actually hate helping people. Which is why my managers usually have me working on visual stuff now.

Seven things on my mind:
1. God, my split ends are out of control.
2. I can't wait until I get to go home for Spring break. I miss my mom.
3. Whatever happened to Craig David? He was kinda cute...
4. How the fuck am I gonna get my nose stud out?
5. I wonder what my roommate could have cooked tonight to make our apartment smell like this.
6. Is The Rabbit really all that it's cracked up to be?
7. Fatty, why are you so fuckin' fat?!

Six items I touch every day:
1. My toothbrush.
2. Hercules.
3. The keyboard to my laptop.
4. My hair.
5. My cellular device.
6. Myself.

Five things I do everyday:
1. Shower... or at least I try to.
2. Sleep too late.
3. Check your blog/Xanga.
4. Eat too goddamned much.
5. Make plans to become the Queen of the Universe.

Four things I can't live without:
1. My friends.
2. Fatty.
3. My mom.
4. Burt's Bees chapstick.

Three things I think of when I wake up:
1. "Jesus fuckin' Christ, I'm hungry."
2. "Fatty, get off my face. And stop licking your anus."
3. "What time is it?"

Two of my favorite foods:
1. Potatoes!
2. Sushi.

One person I love more than any other:
1. Momzilla.


MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL
[What year was it?] 2002-2003
[What were your three favorite bands?] Dave Matthews Band, Radiohead, and Dungeon Family.
[What was your favorite outfit?] Diesel jeans, Power Rangers t-shirt, and Old Navy flop-flops.
[What was up with your hair?] Yeah seriously, what was up with my hair?
[Who were your best friends?] Sivan, Esther, Mollsey, Carly, Emma, Emily, Schmoopie, Fathead, David.
[What did you do after school?] Skip AP Euro and go to Molly's house to watch movies and bake cookies.
[Where did you work?] Grand China, baby.
[Did you take the bus?] Never have.
[Who did you have a crush on?] Sparky. HAHA. (Oh Molly, you know that's funny.)
[Did you fight with your parents?] Not really. Momzilla and I were really close.
[Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?] Orlando Bloom, Angelina Jolie, and Dave Coulier.
[Did you smoke cigarettes?] No.
[Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because you were too nervous to find your locker?] Uhm. It was senior year, did ANY of us carry books around?
[Did you have a 'clique'?] Kind of.
[Did you have "The Max" like Zach, Kelly, and Slater?] Unfortunately, no.
[Admit it, were you popular?] Sure, why not?
[Who did you want to be just like?] Buddy Jesus
[What did you want to be when you grew up?] A... ham... burger?
[Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?] Here.


A - AVAILABLE?: Unless it's to get a massage, then no.
B - BEST FRIEND: Sivan, Phuong, Jesus.
C - CRUSH: Yo mama.
D - DOG'S NAME: No dogs. Just my smelly cat - Hercules.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Phuong, Mike.
F - FAVORITE BAND? Aww there's too many. I don't want to say one and hurt the other ones' feelings.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? Uhmm, bears. For sho'.
H - HOMETOWN: Nashville!
I - INSTRUMENT: Mechanical pencils.
K - KIDS: Fuck that.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Austin, TX --> Nashville, TN
M - MILK FLAVOR? Chocolate, otherwise, I hate milk.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Only my brother - ToolKit.
O - ONE WISH: To be happy for the rest of my life no matter where I am, who I'm with, or what I'm doing.
P - PHOBIAS: Spiders, people touching my neck, things with gross textures, catching on fire again.
Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "Approach love and life with reckless abandon" - The Dalai Lama
R - REASON TO SMILE: Everyday I'm alive.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Depeche Mode - Dream On.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 11:37 am.
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I like to sleep in my underwear.
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Onions. Bleeech.
W- WORST HABITS: I am the biggest procrastinator in the world. I also bite my nails.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? A... few?
Y - YUMMY FOOD: Potatoes are my favorite! So are sushi, chocolate, Flaming Hot Cheetos, cereal, and fruits that can't be found here in the states.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces.


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? God, I'm in dire need of a shower. And what is going on with my hair?
2. How much cash do you have on you? 27 cents. Boo.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Roar!
4. Favorite planet? Magrathea
5. Who is the 5th person on your missed call list on your mobile phone? Jessica
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Low Rider
7. What shirt are you wearing? A J. Crew gray Favorite Tank.
8. Do you "label" yourself? Only when name-tags are needed?
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Reef
10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching TV, because what else would I be doing?
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? "Wheres the meeting at?"
15. The closest 7-11? 26th and Guadalupe... so like, 5 blocks away.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? "Like".
17. Who told you he/she loved you last. My mommy.
18. Last furry thing you touched? Fatty. The cat, not the Richard.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Beer, Rum, and Vodka... mmm.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? No film, but I do need to get about 200 digital pictures printed out.
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 18, definitely.
22. Your worst enemy? Time.
23. What cigarettes do you smoke? I stopped.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "Hi, baby!" to my cat.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly which would it be? A million bucks.
26. Do you like someone? Yesh.
27. The last song you listened to? Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me


I'm done. I swear.