So, some wack-job German company has come out with the latest fragrance: COOTER JUICE [NSFW].

Ew.

EWWW.

Apparently this shit is so potent that you're only supposed to put a drop of it on the back of your hand, and you'll spend the rest of the day wishing you hadn't.

Can someone please enlighten me as to why you would want your hand to smell like poontang all day long? Every time I think about it, I throw up in my mouth a little.

I will give them props for a great domain name, though.