I somehow got added to a guy who works for General Dynamics Electric Boat's listserve about a year ago. You'd think that I would get some pretty juicy emails about the inside workings of GDEB (they build submarines for the US Navy! How cool!). But no. Instead, I get a terrible fucking joke every Friday.

For example:

The past, future, and present walk into a bar... and it was tense. 

What the the turkey say when it got on the internet?
Google, google, google

What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on its face, and the other has his face on a bill. 

What did Han Solo say to Chewbacca when he crashed the Millennium Falcon?
Oops, a Wookie mistake!


Seriously, does this guy get his jokes from a popsicle stick? And who are all of these other people who work with him that allow these shitty jokes to continue EVERY WEEK?