Jason usually wakes up at least an hour before I have to every weekday morning, and he deems it necessary to fuck with me before he has to leave for work. Everyday.

And I kind of love it.

Sometimes he'll just get back into bed RIGHT after he's out of the shower so he's still wet. Other times, he'll lay on top of me so I can't breathe. But this morning, he took my panda pillow pet and gave me kisses with it. How gay! But how cute!

I mean, who wouldn't want to be smothered with pillow pet panda kisses? The only that would make it better is I was smothered with REAL BABY PANDAS.