It's 5:44 in the morning. And I just mouth-farted into a phone.

I knew I shouldn't have taken that nap this afternoon.

In other news, Stephanie and I have decided to join the UT Robot Soccer team so we can compete at the RoboCup in Japan next year. You know, cause robots that play soccer are cool to the max.

Oh, and if there were any discrepancies about the rules of Shotgun calling, I give you the offical Shotgun Rules. Live by it.

And to top off the night (ehm, morning), this is the reason why I abso-fucking-lutely hate Family Circus. It makes want to use profanity.

Today was a good day.

Even though Steve ditched me because I'm not cool like his other friends, I had a fantabulous time with my favorite Molly [whom I will miss dearly for the next two weeks.]

I spent the day eating, buying things I don't need, and getting free clothes.

Gosh. This is the life.

I saw I, Robot with Big Steve tonight.

It was bad.

The robots looked stupid, the camera techniques were uncessary, that kid from Even Stevens was in it, the plot was painfully drawn-out, and of course - Will Smith plays, well, himself. You know, the same smart-aleck tough guy who spits out cheesy one-liners IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE he's in.

But I guess that's what keeps me going back for more. Will Smith is definitely easy on the eyes, to say the least. Plus, you get a nice view of his butt at the beginning of the movie. Hurray for gratuitous nudity!

Next bad movie I have to tackle: The Notebook.

[Sidenote]
Blogger got a facelift. Why didn't anyone warn me about this?

[Edit]

Psycogyrrl: so... you actually saw i, robot....
Psycogyrrl: oooooh tammy...
its tamzilla: haha
its tamzilla: well, you saw sleepover
its tamzilla: i win
Psycogyrrl: i was FORCED to
Psycogyrrl: no you dont!
its tamzilla: haha
its tamzilla: BUT WILL SMITH IS HOT
its tamzilla: YOU SEE HIS BUTT
Psycogyrrl: the skater boys are cuuuuuuute
its tamzilla: theyre also like, 12
Psycogyrrl: 15!
its tamzilla: haha
its tamzilla: i love you
Psycogyrrl: theyre in 8th grade. were YOU 12 in 8th grade? no i dont think so
its tamzilla: i was 13
Psycogyrrl: oh ya
Psycogyrrl: hm
its tamzilla: haha
Psycogyrrl: well!
its tamzilla: uhh
Psycogyrrl: tv can make you look younger!
its tamzilla: right.
Psycogyrrl: uhh
Psycogyrrl: you still saw a movie about robots
its tamzilla: yeah yeah
its tamzilla: we both lose
Psycogyrrl: ok ok fine. this convo is over.

I went shopping with Marla and Colly today.

We stopped by Flashback so we can find neato 50's things for Molly's dance party shindig.

Actually, that was just our excuse for making each other dress up in ridiculous outfits.

Case in point:

Ahh, fun times.

Molly and I have decided to make a 3-day trip to Cedar Point sometime near the beginning of August.

Yeah. Only the best amusement park. IN THE WORLD.

You know you want to go. Contact either one of us for details.

On being a heartbreaker:

S e h n E 13: this is what happens when you dont date for 4 years...
S e h n E 13: you forget how to break boys hearts
S e h n E 13: fuck. i used to be so good at it.

I <3 the 90's.

Like, totally.

I can't even begin to tell you how excited I've been ever since I first found out that they were doing it. [Stephanie and Molly can back me up on this.] Hurrah!

its tamzilla: oh oh vh1 NOW
sweet tea addict: i'm so already there!

I present to you, THE GROSSEST GAME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.

Consider it a gift.

[Edit]

I think karma hit me after posting that game. I am now currently the proud owner of a mother-huge pimple on my forehead.

Say hello to my little friend:

I apologize on behalf of my period for that last post. My melodramatic post has been deleted and I am A-Okay. "Fucking marvelous", if you will.


So no worries, kay?

New summer project. Yay!

But when I say "summer" project, I really mean "this won't be finished until summer, 2009" project. Yay!

[Edit]

It's my step-dad's birthday. I bought him a cake and we all rejoiced.

Actually, I did most of the rejoicing. Mmm I do love me some cheesecake.

Standing for eight hours straight eats my ass.

However, the highlight of my day was when someone asked me if he could have my number as a side dish.

That almost won me over right then and there. Or maybe it was his platinum grill that I found so attractive, I can't decide.

Anyway, I'm going to bed early. Sorry, my late-night AIM buddies. I'll save a dream for you.

Joe has a lot of pride in his country. Hurrah.

It's the 4th of July and I don't really give a damn.

Fireworks, however, are awesome. [Thanks for making them with me, Stephanie.]

sweet tea addict: I don't want today to be independence day, but rather indepedance day, so it kinda means the same thing, but we just dance ALL DAY LONG too

[Edit]

I lied. I do give a damn about July 4th. I celebrated 228 years of independence from Britain by painting my nails obnoxiously red.

Lame pick-up lines are, by definition, totally rad.


its tamzilla: are you a parking ticket? cause you got FINE written all over you
sweet tea addict: ...
sweet tea addict: i think i have to go


its tamzilla: do you belive in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again
Psycogyrrl: well in your case, you can stay
its tamzilla: sweet
Psycogyrrl: but i dont do that normally, so dont take advantage of me!!!!!!!


its tamzilla: excuse me, i seem to have lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
A S I A NOBODY: why, yes you can!
A S I A NOBODY: wait, are you tryin to hit on me?


its tamzilla: nice socks. can i try them on after we have sex?
S e h n E 13: socks? nice? me? sex? huh?


its tamzilla: if you were a swingset i would take you apart and see how many screws i could get out of you
its tamzilla: I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
pink ess enz: HAHAHA
pink ess enz: why do you keep hitting on me


its tamzilla: nice shoes, wanna fuck?
msjulz says: hehehe
msjulz says: hey babe!!!!!!!!


its tamzilla: hey, are those moon pants you're wearing? cause your ass is out of this world
playBoIPnoi 77: if u were a booger, i would pick u first


its tamzilla: Say, that dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
AngelEyes716: you have issues, tammy


its tamzilla: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together
SukiSuki17: that brings a tear to my eye


its tamzilla: If I were bread, would you be my butter?
BADazzyellaBOI18: haha
BADazzyellaBOI18: sure
BADazzyellaBOI18: i will spread myself on u
its tamzilla: whoa!
BADazzyellaBOI18: o thats not what u were referring to?


its tamzilla: i'm no wilma flintstone, but i can make your bed rock.
bapple999: yeahhhh
bapple999: now we're talkin
bapple999: haha


its tamzilla: your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day
p c 4 6 8: awww yea
p c 4 6 8: so tired

It's six thirty in the morning and I just got home from a night of hardcore partying.

By "hardcore partying" I really mean "staying up watching movies while Molly sleeps."

The best part of the night was when Hips and I plopped down on the couch with dinosaur spaghetti and kid's cuisine on our own tv-trays while we watched GaS.

My life is so exciting.

Oh, I also watched Spider-Man 2 [So many movies in a span of 3 days!]. The visual effects were incredible, and the movie was thoroughly entertaining. I definitely recommend it. If anything, go watch it just to see the Asian lady sing the Spider-Man theme song and the face Tobey Maguire makes as he runs to jump off a building. Just be prepared from some corny lines.

I am going to bed now. Gotta wake up at 3pm to work. Hah!