An update on the January 27th post on my friend's conversations:

I called my math teacher "Mr. Calculus" today in class. Totally did not mean to. [I tried to say, "Mr. King, I'm trying to focus on my calculus," but it came out wrong.] This is almost as good as when Molly accidentally called him "Britney".

[In response to a hideous drawing of a graph our teacher drew on the board...]
"Dude... Mr. King sucks at abstract algebra."

New quote of the day:
"We're having a fire drill during Calculus class... this must mean that Calculus from hell."

Ahhh... only further proof as to why we are the biggest dorks on the face of the planet.