Me: I'm moving back to Taiwan after summer. My visa is about to run out. I will be an illegal alien
Friend: So Tammy, where are you going to college again?
Me: I don't know yet. Probably either Wake Forest or UGA.
Friend: So I take it you're not moving back...
Me: ...Well I am since obviously Wake Forest and UGA are in Taiwan. I mean, UGA stands for.... University for... Great... Asians.

Hahaha I'm a loser.

And no. As much as you all want me out of your country, I'm not going anywhere. MUAHAHAHAHA.