I woke up this morning with something highly irritable shining into my closed eyes. No matter how tightly I tried to shut them, no matter how many blankets I dragged to cover my head, I could not fight off the powerful force of such beaming lights.

"What the hell... I could have sworn I turned off my lights before I went to bed. What did mom do now?"

I gave up after 10 torturous minutes and decided to get out of bed to find out what that damned light was. I quickly realized that it was the sun.

Hurrah! I have not seen the sun since what? The beginning of February? We welcome you back.