Best lines from the movie, Airplane!...

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... And don't call me Shirley."

"Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"

"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"