Wednesday, September 15, 2004

On sexual frustration and the internet:

S e h n E 13: im not too fond of people who only call me for favors (btw)
its tamzilla: oh yeah i hate that too
its tamzilla: although
its tamzilla: no one really does that
its tamzilla: except you
its tamzilla: but thats cause you want sex
its tamzilla: and im okay with that
S e h n E 13: yeah. i figured as much
S e h n E 13: let me know if you start to get annoyed though
S e h n E 13: i wont ask as often
S e h n E 13: or at least i'll try not to
S e h n E 13: (its hard, you know)
its tamzilla: yeah no i understand
its tamzilla: but i like it
its tamzilla: so keep doing it
S e h n E 13: aite, if you insist
S e h n E 13: i should put you on speed dial 69
S e h n E 13: it would only be appropriate
its tamzilla: haha
its tamzilla: please?
S e h n E 13: or instead of voice dial "tammy" i should prgm it to say "fuck me now!"
its tamzilla: hahaha
its tamzilla: DO IT
S e h n E 13: youd like that, eh?
its tamzilla: oh yes
its tamzilla: HARDER
its tamzilla: NOW
S e h n E 13: damn. demanding tonight now arent we?
its tamzilla: cant help it
its tamzilla: im horny
S e h n E 13: thats ok. me too.
its tamzilla: yeah. im sexually frustrated as hell
S e h n E 13: me too! but you already knew that
its tamzilla: yeah
its tamzilla: wanna do it?
S e h n E 13: shit, i thought youd never ask
its tamzilla: omg this weekend?
S e h n E 13: damn, i gotta wait that long?
S e h n E 13: i say you drive over here... RIGHT NOW!
its tamzilla: i would but i have class
its tamzilla: omg
its tamzilla: youre such a tease stephanie
its tamzilla: seriously
S e h n E 13: you're choosing class over sex?!
S e h n E 13: wtf
S e h n E 13: you'll learn more in bed with me than you'll ever learn in class!
its tamzilla: oh shit
its tamzilla: that's so hot
S e h n E 13: trust me, you'll stay awake for my lessons ;-)
its tamzilla: wow.
its tamzilla: im about to cream my pants just thinking about it
S e h n E 13: wow, and if that didnt just make me go hard...
S e h n E 13: tammy, i think we bring new meaning to cyber sex

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