Today has been a real shit day.

Contrary to popular belief, having your car stall out in the middle of a busy intersection is really not as much fun as one would make it out to be.

The only thing that made this experience better was my mom yelling at me on the phone as if my car breaking down was all my fault. Because you know, I've always wanted my car battery to die in the middle of a street so I can hold up traffic for over 30 minutes in 102 degree weather during rush hour. Really, it's always been a dream of mine.

Fun updates to come later. But right now, I just want to ram my face repeatedly into a brick wall.