Oh Christ, that's the kind of shit I like to talk about at 4 in the morning after I've been drinking too much wine?

Wine should come with a warning: "This product will not only get-get-get you drunk, it will also make you into a sentimental, pansy-ass, whiny little bitch."

Molly - I blame you for initiating this whole thing.

Everyone else - I apologize for being such a queer.

Nonetheless, I wouldn't take any of what I said back though. So uhhhh.... like, wanna make out or something?