So I spoke a little too soon when I called my mom out for being such a goddamn FOB.

Does that really say "1 Comments"?? Man. Blogger and my mom would get along great.

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad... or maybe my older brother John. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's John."