Britney Spears - Blackout [Because according to Mike, I "have the worst taste in music, ever". But in my defense, it's a freaking good CD considering Miss Britney is FUCKING CRAZY. Even Amazon thinks so!]
Radiohead - In Rainbows [Uhm. Cause it's fuckin' Radiohead.]
Kanye West - Graduation [Possible titles for Kanye's next album found: here.]
The many, many, many visits to Austin from my Mikeys.
My "damages" from J. Crew before I left. Hah.
My Blackberry Pearl from Momzilla.
The hook-up at my favorite bar and the many drinks I got for free.
My awesome Coach bangles from Sisssss.
Pictures
I miss my kitty. A lot. My favorites at Rain|Jimmies. Sunburned Dougie (GittOOUUTT!)|Typical Zetas Foo-Dong and I got engaged|What our last days at J.Crew were like
Quotes
"Honeeeyyy... that is ONE to the T... SISSSSS." -Shawn
"Oh my God, it's really slippery right there!" -Me (after pretend-slipping over and over again on 6th)
"Hey look, your family is here." - What everyone at work says to me when someone Asian comes into the store.
"Let me pee in your butt." - Anthony
"You may be asking yourself, 'Who's that zombie in the fabulous gown?' Hey! It's me! Donatella Vesace!" - Maya Rudolph on SNL
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." - Lauren Upton (Miss South Carolina Teen USA), when asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.
"It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?" - Chris Rock, upon being asked whether this country is ready for an African American president
And new for 2007:
Resolutions
Get my weight down to 130, even if it means selling my body for a 40 of coke every other night [Joke, guys. Joke.] and drinking more water while doing so.
Manage my own store.
Mend broken relationships. One, in particular.
Read at least 6 books (that don't tell me "101 Ways to Become a Better Lover") before I turn into a dumbass.
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